You lie EPT!

Welp, EPT is a big fat LIAR! I went to my OB, thinking I had a cyst the size of the grand canyon, since last time I had that much nausea, I had fred sitting smack in the middle of my ovaries, he was 1, by 1 1/2 inches long good times. I also wanted to get my butt on the pill.... So i go, he does an exam, says "well you deff dont feel pregnant" thanks for that mister who just made me a human puppet, thanks. Has me do a blood test just to be sure, and told me to call back after i see my primary about my blood pressure, it was CRAZY high, 150/110... hi heartattack, nicetomeetyou, after it goes back down he will give me a script for the non-pregnant medication. Next day, after throwing up what felt like my liver, I get the call
 
"hello Mrs. Emens?

Yes?

"hi, this is Karen from "The hoohoo dr" "

Oh Hi?!

"yeah um... so... youre... pregnant"


DEAD!

"Mrs. Emens are you there?"

I died that day....